Dismayed by the lack of action in last week's movie, Jon decides to show Ali the ur-Schwartzenegger action fest, Commando. Ali attempts to take a body count. Jon attempts to not do an Arnold impression. Guess which one was successful?*
Commando also stars Rae Dawn Chong, Alyssa Milano, David Patrick Kelly, Vernon Wells, and the great, unpronounceable Dan Hedaya. It was directed by Mark L. Lester, and one of the contributing writers was responsible for one of the dumbest Batman villains ever.
There are spoilers for this 30 year old movie, if you've somehow never seen it.
*Trick question. Neither one was successful.