This week Jon shows Ali the morally reprehensible 1986 Stallone ode to unchecked police brutality, Cobra. Jon is the disease. Ali is the cure. Bad impressions abound, and the couple go as far off the rails as they have ever been.
Cobra was "directed" by George P. Cosmatos, with a "screenplay" by Sly himself, based on the "novel" Fair Game by Paula Gosling. It stars Stallone, his girlfriend, Poppy from Seinfeld, Brian Thompson, Lee Garlington, and that one character actor that looks like a catcher's mitt. Get this: Golan and Globus were involved.
Oh, and the nerdy guy whose name Jon absolutely could not remember is Andrew Robinson, the Scorpio killer from Dirty Harry.
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